Well this is a bit awkward isn't it?
However all is not lost
Well, except the page you were looking for I guess. Ok, well either you have messed up or... never blame the user Dan, you know the rules.
Ok, well either I've deleted the page or you were given a wrong address to click.
Oi Dan! What do we do now?
Well I guess you need to go back to my homepage and see if you can find what you are after. Or you can email me and ask. However here are a few answers to questions I normally get asked.
- No, I have not had an accident in the last 3 years despite what your database says
- I was not mis-sold PPI
- I didn't write Jimmy Saville's biography, that was a different guy
- I've never worked for the BBC
- and yes, it's real. Stop asking.